Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Sing a Song of Six Pence...

My husband is the meanest boy in the world.

Other than that, Texas Soccer Mom has tagged me. I’ve been memed. Which is not the same as being maimed. It’s not the same as being lobotomized either, which means it can’t be all that bad. I'm lucky to still be perty smart despite college and my study of all activities leading to sleeping in until 3:00PM and missing class. I don't need to be messing with any frontal lobe removal nonsense.

Here 'tis:

List ten songs that you are currently digging … it doesn’t matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they’re no good, but they must be songs you’re really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artists, and the ten songs in your blog. Then tag five other people to see what they’re listening to.

This is going to be kind of tough because I’ve had my ear glued to talk radio lately and other than enabling my love of Randi Rhodes to blossom, it hasn’t done much for keeping me in tune with, uh, tunes.

The Hineylicker Song” by Zube Girl
"Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit" by Zube Girl (and sometimes Zube Boy)
"It's Mah Honeeeeeeee" by Zube Boy (sung to the tune "It's Amoré")
"Leedle-eedle-eedle" by Zube Girl (often sung at my desk)
"Learn How to Drive Asshole!" by Zube Girl (this is kind of a screechy metal band song I made up)

The other five are sort of theme songs that make me feel all good and shit.

"Touch of Gray" by the Grateful Dead
"Just Wait" by Blues Traveler
"Sunscreen" by Baz Lerman
"Gin & Juice" by Snoop Dogg
"Near You Always" by Jewel

There ya go...

And, I'm not taggin anyone because I'm a silly bitch like that. Neener neener boo boo.


What's that? Oh, you want to know why Zube Boy is the meanest boy in the world? Well, I'll tell ya. I have a big ole bug up my ass and it keeps screaming, "GET ANOTHER KITTY!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!" And Zube Boy won't let me.

I mean, I have potential names ALREADY picked out! It would have to be a boy kitty because I can't think of any cute 'Z' girl names, though I'm open for suggestions. I'd probably still get a boy. Cats in general are bitches. Female cats? Bitchy bitches. And since I'm a bitchy bitch for fun, and Zoey is a bitchy bitch by nature, I think we've got all the bitchfest we can handle in our little double-wide, erm, rancher.

Anyway, I've been begging to bring little Zane or Zavier home, and Zube Boy has said no way in hell.

Mean ass.

11 Leg Humps:

Tessa said...

No worries! Just bring one home and hide him in your laundry basket. Then when the meanest boy discovers him, you say,"Hallelujah! Its a miracle! Our underwears have immaculately borne a kitten! What a holy day."
He'll believe you. I can feel it.

Zube Girl said...

Tessa- I just almost died laughing. That is the most perfect plan evah! And, he'll totally fall for it, because you just can't make shit like that up!

Tessa said...


If all else fails, keep denying new kitty's existance when Zube boy's around. Like.. wha? You're crazy. I don't see ANYTHING. Have you been taking your vitamins?

I totally feel you on the new kitten desire. They grow up too damn quick!

Courtney said...

My cat protests me getting another cat. Well, one of the current 3 anyway. It's like she can read my mind. I was reading your post and thinking, just thinking, how cute kittens are and she wakes up from a deep sleep to look at me and start squawking. She says no more cats.

junebee said...

But wait - you already complain about the cats you have!

But who can resist a cat? If I took a cat for every time someone asked me if I could give a cat a home, I would have about 20 by now.

Kjersten said...

Greg won't let me have a kitty either.

Girl z name = Zoe

mothergoosemouse said...

You know I love you, but I'm on Zube Boy's side this time.

Doggie Extraordinaire's Mom said...

You should challenge his machismo and ask if he can't handle more pussy. If there's too much pussy in the house, perhaps a little pussy withdrawal might make him rethink his angle.

I'm not into game-playing and withholding, but it was too fun not to make the pussy reference. I'm shocked that I was the first.

kyknoord said...

I know exactly what LibEx is talking about. I had to tape my fingers together to restrain myself from going down that road :)

zazzafooky said...

My husband has said no to EVERY pet we have and we have 2 big dogs, 3 cats, and 8 fish.

We live in peace because on some things, men realize it's a losing battle, don't bother fighting it, the cats & dogs will come no matter what!

Zube Girl said...

Tessa- :-)

Kjersten- We should start a club. We have Zoey already. I didn't know that there wasn't supposed to be a 'y' at the end.

Mother Goosemouse- He's probably right. If we could just get a kiddo, maybe I'd stop whining about a kitty.

Librarian- Hee. Always chip away at the machismo. It works like a charm every time!

Kyknoord- What!? You had to restrain yourself from saying something here!? I'm losing my touch! Never hold back.

TJ- I know for a fact that if I brought one home, he would be on the floor playing with it in two seconds flat. Seriously.


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