Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Zip It...Zip It Good

Zip zip zip zip zipper them shut...

Zipper your lips and keep them shut...

Zipper them up then staple them, too...

And you can sew them and zipper them and staple them, too...

Zip zip zip zip zipper your lips...


Z-Boy: Honey, I'm singing a song to you...

Z-Girl: Mmmhmmm.

Zube Boy loves to sing to me. He's always prancing around the house singing and rejoicing. It's kind of cute. Especially since, well, have you seen him? He's a man's man. After being with him for five years, I'm programmed to find the scent of oil and grease downright fucking SEXY! Yum. Anywho, this manliness makes his performances all the more endearing.

Another one of his favorites is that Whitney Houston song from Bodyguard.

Because IIIIIIIIIII, wiiiiiiillllll allllllwwaaaaaaaaays loooooooooooooove youououououuuuuuuuuu....

Sometimes, though, he'll trick me. I'll be all swooning and smiling, feeling super special and shit. Then he'll switch up the ending of the song:

Because IIIIIIIIIII, wiiiiiiillllll allllllwwaaaaaaaaays loooooooooooooove pooooooooooooooooo....

Smart ass.

20 Leg Humps:

Ddot the King said...

you're hilarious!

PaintingChef said...

Its a manly man thing...they don't want you to know if they are going to be all nice and sweet or if they are just dishing up a little poo-lovin'

Blog ho said...

too much mud and leather!

t~ said...

lol He's definitely a keeper!

Phil said...

Oh, but he's just expressing his loving appreciation for all the helpfull things you pull out of your ass. :)

Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com

Kjersten said...

This makes me wish I could remember the songs greg makes up. Him and zube boy should start up a band! Last night we were singing a song about onions because some lady's name on tv was eun yang.

Dutch Oven said...

My favorite is still

Hineylicker, hineylicker, hiney, hiney, hineylicker...

In keeping with the ass theme of late.

used*to*be*me* said...

I thought I was the only one with a hubby who sings and changes the lyrics...Don't take the squirrllllll. UG

princessdominique said...

Not to sound 80s' but your blog is so zesty and fresh! :)

www.princessdominique.com/blog

Storm said...

hee, she said "zesty".

I'm the one that goes around singing in our house. Although, I don't think I've ever sung "I will always love poo." Who knows, maybe someday.

Phil said...

Um, Zubegirl is talking about pulling things out her ass and loving poo and Princessdominique chooses to use the word "fresh" in describing it? Hmmm . . . lol

Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com

Doggie Extraordinaire's Mom said...

My boyfriend is a musician, so I'm lucky to have music to back up the crazy "My Woman's Rump" type songs. (By the way, he wrote that years ago and it has nothing to do with MY rump.) The only problem with the music is, it all sounds like porn music, and even he admits this. No matter what he sings about, it sounds dirty.

Which is good and bad. :)

Zube Girl said...

Ddot- Thanks! That's an awesome compliment. :-)

PaintingChef- Dang manly men! :-)

Blog Ho- Mmmmm...leather.

T~ He sure is!

Phil- As well he should! :-)

Kersten- Isn't it cute when they sing! Onion. Hee.

Dutch Oven- That is still my favorite, too. I fucking love that song.

Keb- You are not alone!

PrincessDominique- Thanks for stopping by, and for the compliment!

Storm- You're BACK!!! Whee!

Phil- I am oh so fresh!

Librarian- I would LOVE to hear that song. :-) It is kind of sexy sometimes, eh?

txsm said...

I agree with Dutch Oven...love the Hineylicker song....it's just one of those that ya can't get out of your head.....

kyknoord said...

No accounting for taste. Then again, "I will always love peanut butter" probably wouldn't scan.

Storm said...

damn right I'm back ;)

zazzafooky said...

I love the way you guys love ... did that make sense? you know what I mean ;-)

Bonanza Jellybean said...

Well, you know guys. Poo equals love to many.

Zube Girl said...

TXSM- I am so honored that you liked my hineylicker song so much. I should be a song writer.

Kyknoord- See, it's all about sticking with the intitial feeling the original author of the song had.

Storm- Yay!

TJ- Thank you!

Bonanza- Yes indeedy, it does!

Erika said...

Dude,

I know your pain. Not with the singing as I am the singer in our warped little family. But the finding weird smells sexy. Ross is a classical guritarist who also has a landscaping company. I freaking find the smell of grass clipping and weed wacker funk sooooo sexy. It's twisted. I know this. But I just prefer him all dirty, I guess.

 

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