Friday, October 28, 2005

Things That Suck

Having your much needed hearty yawn rudely interrupted by a dry heave. What the fuck?

Getting a bloody nose at work. Though, it does lead to an office round of, "Riding that train, high on cocaine..." which is kind of kicky.

Seriously, I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Ew.

When all you want to do is tell somebody, ANYBODY, to piss off. Just because you feel like saying, "Piss off." But, everyone you see is being nice to you for some reason. Fucking nice people.

Forgetting your lunch at home on the counter and knowing that the dog is going to eat far better than you today. Damn dog. If I had a land line at home and an answering machine, I'd call there every five minutes and leave messages that say, "ZACK! Get off the counter, that's my lunch, bitch!"

And again with the throw up. Yuck. And what sucks even more is that I really, really need to yawn again, but my body's like, fuck that shit. We don't need yet another sample of this morning's eggs.

10 Leg Humps:

Phil said...

Well, with all the throwing up in your mouth, it may be a GOOD thing you left your lunch at home.

And what's with the bloody nose? You're a Jersey gal--you should know by now how to block/duck a punch from a customer/co-worker.


zazzafooky said...

I have actually done the answering machine thing with my dogs.

It doesn't work.

I was eating an egg salad sandwich as I was reading this.

BLEH!!!!!!!!!! :-)

Zube Girl said...

Phil- Yeah, but I got nothin' on cold cry weather!

TJ- Oh shit!!! Sorry 'bout the egg thing!

bekah said...

I've never yawned and dry heaved, but I have laughed so hard that I threw up in my mouth. I panicked, as one is likely to do, realized I had no where for it to go, and swallowed it again. I don't recommend this.

junebee said...

But could it be a "good" throwing up?!

Bonanza Jellybean said...

You've got to stop drinking at work- that's all there is to it.

I get that reaction when they actually expect me to WORK.

And eggs in general- UGH.

Take care- hope it passes!!

Doggie Extraordinaire's Mom said...

So, your cats get all nipped out yesterday and you get the hangover? How's that work?

mothergoosemouse said...

Dude, you need an early Friday departure, stat. Go get a beer.

Storm said...

dude, Zube, you suck. Big time.

There. Now you can tell me to piss off with out feeling bad about it. ;)

Kjersten said...

Ugh! Hope you're feeling better.

So, I got a bloody nose on Friday too! My first since I was a little kid. Almost missed my layover in Seattle because I was in the bathroom trying to dam up my nostril.


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