Saturday, November 26, 2005

Don't Eat the Yellow Snow...Or Build an Igloo with It


If I were an eskimo, I wouldn't be the one who lived in a yellow igloo. I mean, don't get me wrong, sometimes it's cool to be different, but every once in a while, there are times when it's okay to be a follower because everyone has good reason to be doing things a certain way.

I asked Zack for a second opinion.


Zack say: He who live in yellow igloo is dumb as shit. But, can I come over, 'cause I gotta go!

Wow. Zack's almost as smart as that Confucius guy. Only I think he has a superior sense of style.

13 Leg Humps:

Phil said...

Oh, like you'd ever live in a igloo, yellow or otherwise. Shit, the first time you went to the loo, you'd get stuck because you refuse to hover. And even if you did get unstuck, the gnomes would use their shrink ray on the "door" and you wouldn't be able to get out.

Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com

junebee said...

I don't think Confucious would have been seen DEAD in a green fuzzy scarf.

Chickie said...

Yeah, Zack looks totally natural in the glasses. What a distinguished looking doggy.

Zube said...

Phil- Dammit! You caught me. I really couldn't live ANYWHERE without indoor plubming. I could camp there for a week, but I couldn't live there.

TJ- Shit. Maybe I should give him more treats so he'll empart his knowledge upon me.

University Girl- He's been modeling for us since we brought him to training and taught him to 'stay'. Believe me, he got a treat afterward.

Junebee- I don't think Zack liked it very much either. He just wanted the bacon treat I was holding in my hand.

Chickie- He is distinguished, isn't he!

Doggie Extraordinaire's Mom said...

Zach has come good advice. He should join the Three Bitches. Hmm, you could call it Three Bitches and a Son of a Bitch. :)

Doggie Extraordinaire's Mom said...

Sorry. That should be "Zach has some good advice. Humble apologies. I've got something else on my mind. ;)

Quitter said...

Zack is fucking brilliant..I dig him!! :D

Amy said...

Ok, Zack is the coolest looking dog. He looks wise and well-informed... perhaps you should send him to Washington and maybe he could get something done, hmmm?

Lisa said...

Zack just loooooks fabulous and it's better to look good than to feel good!

Crazy Lady said...

Zack has got it going on! He is one styling dog.

kyknoord said...

I agree. Style is everlasting. Pithy sayings have a definite shelf-life.

justdawn said...

ROFL...what a sweet pup:)

Zube said...

Librarian- HA! That typo was awesome. :-) He would be a good addition!

delite- He is! Thanks!

Amy- The thing is, though, he is SO damn vain.

Rock Bitch- That is right!

Crazy Lady- He takes after his Mom. HA! Not likely.

Kyknoord- Heh. See, you get me.

JustDawn- He tries. :-)

 

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