Z-Boy: I'm putting together my ad for the personals and I'm wondering, do girls really like when you say that "long walks on the beach" crap.
Z-Girl: Yeah, sure.
Z-Girl: You should put something in there, too, about how you like having dildos shoved up your ass.
Z-Boy: But I don't.
Z-Girl: Yeah, but girls dig that shit.
Z-Boy: Shut up. You're just trying to fuck it up for me. You're always crushing my dreams of meeting Mrs. Right.
Z-Girl: Well, you wouldn't let me invite Eminem, James Gandolfini, and Dennis Rodman to our wedding. Let's just say we're even in the crushing dreams department.
Monday, November 28, 2005