Sunday, December 18, 2005

And Then I Threw Up

Help! My ass needs to be rescued before I drown in my own vomit! I swear, I'm not responsible for this! I mean, it might be tolerable, laughable even, if there was cheesy porn music in the background, but without the beernt-chicka-ber-neer it's just, well, fucking gross.

I'm thinking Zander is pretty fond of Zinnia. Pussy slut. Heh. That right there should lead to some interesting searches showing up in my cache. Fuck it.

What? Did I hear you say, "Aw, it can't be that bad."

It is that fucking bad. Get out your bibs, folks, lest you sqee all over yourselves.








Wait!? Where'd ya go? The bathroom? But, please! Come back! I LOVE you! Can I lick your face?

Fuck. It's contagious.

Until we meet again, I'll be in quarantine. Hopefully the sudden urge to hump my pillow will quell.

18 Leg Humps:

Doggie Extraordinaire's Mom said...

Zube, you crack me up!

I dated a guy like that once. ONCE. Still get nightmares when the fan blows my hair and it brushes against my face while I'm sleeping. I wake up flailing and wiping my face on my sheets.

Maybe he was a cat in a former life. Thanks for solving that for me.

There's nothing worse than a man who uses his tongue for evil instead of good.

Anduin said...

Hey, cat porn!

Go Zinnia! You rock girl.

Zube Girl said...

Librarian- I think I've also dated a former cat. EW!

Anduin- Zinnia is SUCH a ho! Hmm...Maybe I could get some money out of this deal.

Phil said...

Wow. Those are some really kick ass pussy licking pictures. I mean, look at that hairy pussy burying her face in that little pussy. And that one pic of the little girl dominating the pink collar pussy is pretty intense.

How's that for the search engine plugs? ;)

And speaking of puke, I just discovered that Duncan apparently puked on my deck some time yesterday . . . it's raining pretty good today, so most of it has washed off, but there's this one big solid chunk that ain't going anywhere, and I'll have to deal with at some point. Ugh.

Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head

Chatty said...

Kitty porn! LOL :D

Storm said...

humping legs, humping pillows... is this a new Zube trend?

junebee said...

That is too funny! Well, the first picture is cute anyway.

Chickie said...

The sudden urge for sex has overtaken me. Does that mean I'm into beastiality?

Spider Walk said...

"I laughed, I snorted, I slapped my knees and spewed MGD through my nose holes"

5 thumbs up...

Samantha said...

Our cat Prince is like that to the kittens. It's so disgusting sometimes. We think he may be gay, or as Chris puts it, "In touch with his feminine side."

Hopefully Zander doesn't keep you up all night with little slurpy and snorting noises.

txsm said...

I think you've just found the new definition to cunnilingus! I wish Jenny and Frisco would get along like that...ever time Frisco tries to lick on her...she starts growling and her ears go down. You
would think they were married..lol!

kyknoord said...

Aw, it isn't that bad. They could have been hiney-licker shots.

eV said...

Awwww.

My cats all hate each other - but they freaking LOVE the dog. All of them. Go figure.

lysie6211 said...

Snoop used to hump anything made of fleece. He hasn't done in almost two year but just about 2 weeks ago he started humping my new fleece jacket. Ewwww!!!

Bonanza Jellybean said...

I'm feeling a little yearnful now myself... and the husband's out of town... damn your kitties. :)

Amy said...

LOL My mom's two cocker spaniels do that... A LOT... at some point someone usually yells, "Get A ROOM!!!!!!"

RisibleGirl said...

Snort! I always wondered how you spelled
beernt-chicka-ber-neer. Now I know.

Thank you for this wonderful addition to my education!

http://www.mostlyrisible.com

zazzafooky said...

AWWWWWWWWWWWW - Your cats are so fricken cute!

 

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