Monday, December 19, 2005

I'm a Plunger...

You guys, I think my fucking feet are going to fall off. Seriously. The church groups up in this here hotel are running me ragged. And I'm loving every minute of it. But still.

You know what kicks ass? When young men call the front desk to say that their toilet is clogged and they don't want to plunge it, and the maintenence guys are busting their asses shoveling snow so you don't want to bother them, and you decide to take care of that shit your damn self. It really makes the story if you're a chick. And you're dressed all cute. Just so you know. Anyway, you knock on their door, head to the bathroom, roll up your sleeves and unclog the bitch while all of the virile young men watch. With the most ashamed look on their mugs. Heh. Love it.

And I'm telling you, there is nothing like hot Episcopalian youth ministers who say fuck and drink beer. My faith in some of God's Fan Club has been restored a little. I'm still having trouble resisting the leg-humping urge.

13 Leg Humps:

Storm said...

lol

well, I'm glad that you're getting to oogle the hottie Epicopalians... And there is no better way to get a chuckle than to show a guy up at something like unclogging the damn toilet... Especially when you're looking particularly girly. Cheers.

Storm said...

oh, and there ain't nothing wrong with a little leg-humping as long as it's mutually agreed upon.

Anduin said...

I had no idea that Episcopalians were that liberal. I'm part of His fan club, but I've never heard of the likes of them before. They sound pretty cool. Hump away Zube Girl.

Chickie said...

I hope your plunger is decorated.

Phil said...

And I bet the whole time that you're working on the toilet, you're saying things like:
"Holy cow! What'd you eat for lunch?"
"How in God's name did your body digest that?!"
"Oh, not to alarm you or anything, but you really should see a doctor about that."
"Human waste my ass. There's gotta be a freakin' water buffalo in this room."
"And you're still able to walk after laying this?!"

Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head

kyknoord said...

A gas-mask and a decontamination suit would be a nice touch.

Jim Turner said...

Congrats on youjr nomination of a BoB Award! Keep up the good work! Colorado represents!

melissa.in.london said...

Yech! I might've told them to do it their own damn selves if they wanted to use the toilet again during their stay. That must be why I work in the accounting department...

: )

Territorial said...

Never thought I'd see leg humping, Epsicopalian, and toilet plunging in the same paragraph!!

T.

madbull said...

i knew one day or the other i was gonna read such a thing from you... now at least i know whom to call when my toilet is fubar...

Bonanza Jellybean said...

Showing up guys with their own shit is THE BEST. ROCK ON, honey! :)

junebee said...

I am definitely going to have to check out this Episcopalian thing.

Before I married the Citizen, a friend of his knocked at his apt. door when I was there and asked if he (Citizen) could change a flat tire. I told him I could. And do you believe these two guys between the both of them had no tire iron or jack?

Zube Girl said...

Storm- I hope leg-humping never goes out of style!

Anduin- It's possible that a very small, LOUD portion of God's Fan Club scares me. YOU happen to not be one of those people. :-)

Chickie- I should've tied a pink cape around it!

Phil- I WISH I had the balls to say that shit. I just did it silently. I didn't even grunt. Heh. Those males were in awe.

Kyknoord- Check and check for my next work related shopping spree.

Jim- Wow. Thanks for the heads up! Colrado rules. :-)

Melissa- I like to show boys up by excelling at totally non-girly shit. Heh.

Terri~ There's a first time for everything, eh?

Madbull- You are so psychic!

Bonanza- That's right!

Junebee- HA! That's pretty funny they were missing the most important elements. :-)

 

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