Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Blog Shit...But First...


Before I get to blogging about blogging, I'll tell you what this temperature means. It means that your fucking car might refuse to start and you'll have to drive your husband's car to work, only by the time you give up on trying to woo your own car into starting, and get your husband's started, you are already late and there isn't a half hour to let the car sit and warm up.

It will also mean that because you wasted a half an hour trying to get your car started and you are now late, you must rush around to get ready to leave, and will, invariably, forget your work keys.

I'm all pissy today. And fucking cold. I'm sorry I keep talking about the coldness. Sort of. It's just everpresent in my world today.

Onto other things...I like to save all of my blog musings to post at once because nothing fucking irritates me more than reading a blog about nothing but blogging. Well, unless that's the point of the thing, such as with these bitches over here. That's some funny shit.

I gave up on the Rent My Blog thing over at Blog Explosion. I dig the concept, however I was turned down for nearly every bid I made and though the nice little DENIED e-mail they sent me said not to take it personally, well, I kind of did. The only cool cat who took me on was TJ over at Zazzafooky, 'cause she rocks socks.

We Three Bitches, my little side project with Bonanza Jellybean and PaintingChef is going AWESOMELY. Check it out. We're rolling right along and have questions to get us through almost the end of December. So, if you've got some shit you're pondering, throw it our way.

We've also kind of adopted another blog called Ask the Soldiers. Head on over there and show those guys some love because no matter the politics of the thing and how you personally feel about the war, there are many brave men and women who are far away from home for the Holidays and then some and they deserve our support.

I got a mention over at this here blog which is awesome because they liked my post about abortion, AND it's called the fucking TamponBlog. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA. I love it.


Lastly, every two weeks or so, I'm on the fucking EDGE of my SEAT! Reason being, a couple of months ago, Zube Boy was looking over my shoulder while I was snickering at a verdict doled out over at the Blog Thunderdome. He convinced me to enter by telling me I had a good blog and getting my head all big. So, I fucking did. If I lose, the punishment is no blogging for two months, and because I'm not a whiney fucking sack of baby poo, I will adhere to that punishment should it be served, because I'll have knowingly entered into such a deal. I just wish that it would be MY FUCKING TURN ALREADY because the waiting is killing me.

Anyway, check it out because it's fucking DRAMA at its best sometimes, and you just may have to defend my honor there someday so I'd like for you to get comfy.

Zube out.

18 Leg Humps:

Toady Joe said...

Yeah that W stands for WTF! Brrrr!!!

Territorial said...

Did you drive to Saskatchewan???? We're warming up today actually. Snow on the way.

Zube Girl said...

Hee. You guys caught me! This was totally not supposed to be published yet!!! Oops! I'm editing it as we speak. :-) I guess my hands are cold, and I accidentally published it.

Northern_Girl said...

I found your blog a few days ago so - not sure what establishes one as a 'lurk' but I'll say hi, just because I'm polite like that. Hi. And I really get a kick out of We Three Bitches. And your post on abortion. And, well, I'll stop now before I make you uncomfortable. Stay warm.

Phil said...

Hey, wait a fucking minute! What's this bullshit about not blogging for two months?!?! Why the hell should we, your loyal and wonderfull readers, be punished just because you & Zubeboy made a bet? Call Johnny Cochrane! I want to file an injunction.

Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com

Barbara said...

Good luck at the Thunderdome. I'll be sure to defend you when the time comes.

Nicky said...

Brrr! I will be sharing your cold pain tomorrow when we land in Denver. I will toss a snowball in your direction when we head to Salida. No blogging for 2 months?!? Tell Zube boy your brain was frozen by the chill and you never said that!

junebee said...

If you don't blog for two months I'll have to start that medication again. you know, the stuff for "special" people...

WILLIAM said...

I hope you win at the Thunderdowm I just recently discovered your site and I would hate if there were a 2 month break.

PaintingChef said...

WHAT!! How could you even entertain this possibility without discussing it with us first? Are you fucking NUTS??

Okay, not that you even have a chance in hell of not winning, of COURSE you'll win. But STILL!?!? The possibility of not blogging for two months?

Bonanza Jellybean said...

The two month thing? Ummm, that doesn't apply to ALL sites, does it? Just your own you entered, right? Because I really don't want to have to redo the header down to "We Two Bitches" and then put the 3 one back and so on. :)

And I'm fucking freezing just looking at that picture.

CherryJello said...

Oooh! Thanks for mentioning TamponBlog! :)

Zube Girl said...

Northern Girl- Thanks. :-) Glad you said hello!

Phil- I'd like to say that I was drunk, but, uh, I wasn't.

Barbara- Thanks!

Nicky- Have fun in Colorado Nicky!

Junebee- Heh. Me, too.

William- Thanks! I hope it doesn't come to me losing! I really, really hope!

P-Chef- I know. I was afraid to tell you guys, and I was going to wait until I was in the contest, but I just had to warn everyone.

Bonanza- We Three Bitches will be FINE! I only can't blog here.

Cherryjello- No hay problema! If you're ever in need of a writer, let me know. I was kind of thinking about it. Believe it or not, I can write without using the F-word AND ellipses...I'm just fond of both. :-)

Phil said...

Zube, you can not write about using ellipses, since you don't do them correctly ;) Hey, I gotta poke fun as much as possible, just on the very slim chance you lose the Thunderdome :P

But consider yourself warned. If you ever make a bet like this again without clearing it with us, I'll drive out to Colorado and kick your ass.

Zube Girl said...

Phil, but see, I am a fan of the ellipse FORM, not function. So, I invent my own. Because this is Zube's world. And plus, I never leave words out. Ever. Though sometimes I probably should.

Phil said...

Actually, I was referring to the form . . . ;)

The Crusty Crone said...

ohmygawd... won't you know it! I just stumbled across your terrific blog and now there's a chance you'll be gone for a couple of months. I'm with Phil... WTF were you thinking? And damn it, Cochrane is dead so he's no help.

And I don't care about the 'proper use of' the ellipses (which i can't spell)... I like to use it to show a pause in my enthusiasm. I also cuss. Or should that be curse. Fuck it... I swear, too!

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