You know, I was thinking today about Eminem. Last night I was fucking rocking out to his cd which Zube Boy, being the wonderful husband he is, bought me for Christmas. Zube Boy was a little embarrassed because I was dancing right in front of the window and he was afraid the The Dudes might see me, but fuck it, right? I mean, you only live once. I'll dance in front of any damn window I please. ESPECIALLY to Eminem. Zack didn't seem to care. He was dancing right along with me. See, dogs don't give a shit about stupid little things like making an ass of themselves. Sometimes I think people should strive to be a little more like dogs.
Anyway, I feel kind of bad for Eminem. He's all famous and stuff, which means that we don't really run in the same circles. So he'll probably never have the opportuinity to bear witness to my coolness. Poor guy. He doesn't even know what he's missing out on. It's probably better that way because I can tell by the lyrics of some of his songs that he gets a little sad once in a while. And if he knew what he was missing by not being my friend, it might, well, send him over the edge I think.
Monday, January 09, 2006
Dancing With Dogs...But NOT With Celebrities...
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Hell, Zube - *I* am sad that I don't get to rock in your coolness! I have to settle for the damn blog. :(
His life would definitely be better if he read this blog, that's for sure.
As far as Zack, remember, he's a heinie-licker. Should we "really" strive to be more like him? Well, I guess we'd save $ on toilet paper anyway.
I don't know... he might get mad and sue you. he seems to do that a lot.
People should try to be more like dogs, especially in effort at licking themselves. I keep trying, but I can't reach. :)
Zack wasn't dancing--he was probably having a seizure, being forced to listen to that CD. You really like Eminem? Oh, dear ZubeGirl, you have just fallen off the pedastal of kick-assedness I had placed you on. :(
Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head
Eminem and Brad Pitt could wallow in their Zubelessness together.
I'd like to be more like my dog, but then I'd have to wander around in my bathroom for 5 minutes, sniffing every square inch of it, starting to pee in a corner, then changing my mind thirteen times before I finally committed myself to the toilet, where I always pee, where I just should've gone to begin with. Too much work.
Poor, Poor Eminem. It is sad that he not know what he is missing. But at least the rest of us can bask in your coolness for him.
Just goes to show ya, money can't buy you happiness. Yeh, he might be rich, but he's Zubeless...
Keep dancin', ZG!
I absolutely agree, people should be more like dogs. Dogs never pretend to be anything they are not and they never lie. They will keep all of your secrets and are never ashamed of you, no matter what you do. They make some of the best friends.
Eminem rocks. So do you, Zube.
Haven't The Dudes heard you fart? Who cares if they see you dance!
Zube, maybe you should be on
"Dancing with the Stars". Enimem could be your partner. Of course, you would be the star.
There is nothing better than dancing around your house with wild abandon. Screw the dudes... they ought to be paying you just to live in the same neighborhood.
OR
Was Zube Boy afraid that they might try to woo you away from him if they were to witness your most awesome self dancing with afore mentioned wild abandon?
Hmmmmmm????
Eminem hey? Now I don't feel so bad for getting all hyped up over the song Gold Digger. Apparently I am too old to listen to that music..what do they know!
Dance away! Life is too short.
I'm all about being more like a dog, except maybe the crotch sniff as an acceptable greeting. Then again...
I hope you were careful and didn't use any dance moves from any Eminem videos?
What the difference dancing his song, or singing it Karaoke? I don't know either, but I guess he'll find a court to sue your sorry ass !
Ellen Jay- 'Tis. :-)
Lysie- What?! I didn't know he's remarrying Kim! I think I'm happy for him about that.
Toady Joe- Hee hee. Thanks!
Junebee- Yeah, I don't think I'd want to be a heineylicker, really. Hmmm...
Bonanza- Maybe if we had some ribs removed or something...
Phil- Eminem ROCKS! I don't know, the song 'Cleaning my Closet' really got me, and now I'm hooked. I'd have thought I tumbled off of that pedastool ages ago with my three cats and shit!
Happy Villain- I bet they hang out drinking beer being all sad and shit because they can't have me!
Crazy Lady- It's a shame for him. It really is.
Lisa- Money certainly can't buy you everything!
Jen- Dogs are the BEST secret keepers, aren't they?!
Mother Goosemouse- He sure does. And so do YOU!
Chickie- I think you might be onto something there!
Gary- Don't tempt me, Gary! You've really got me considering it now. HA!
Amy- I think Zube Boy was scared of losing me! You're right! I'll have to tell him I figured him out now, thanks to you!
Terri~ Feh, I say! You're never too old for shit!
Gretchen- Yeah, considering how much I hate being greeted with a crotch sniff, I'd rather not do that either!
RockyJay- Dude, are you kidding?! Eminem steals MY moves! I should sue him.
I think I will strive to be a little more like Zack. He seems like a cool pup:)
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