Monday, January 16, 2006

Squeeing and Wives That Are Nasty

You know, some people better watch their backs lest I squee all over them. And sqee is hard as hell to get out of your clothes. I know it. You need like a stain stick or something. Anway, I just thought I'd share a couple of posts with you that I'm crushing on at the moment, because I'm good at sharing like that.

Happy Villain - OH. MY. You MUST get to the part about the boog. It's a bit 'o reading and it starts out kind of sad, but ends HYSTERICALLY! Kind of like life, you know?

Rich - Okay, I am SO not embarrassed about sticking my fallen hairs to the shower wall. Not after reading this, anyway.

Commence with the leg-humping!

Oh yeah. Speaking of sticking wet hairs to the shower wall, I had an interesting little dialogue this morning.

Z-Girl: Hahahahaha! So, honey, I like, wrote this entry on my blog about how I stick my hair to the wall in the shower and...

Z-Boy: Wait.

Z-Girl: What?

Z-Boy: Wait a minute.

Z-Girl: What?! Hello?! I'm right in the middle of a freakin' story here.

Z-Boy: You do that shit on purpose?

Z-Girl: Ummm, what do you mean?

Z-Boy: What do you MEAN, what do I MEAN? You put your hair on the wall on purpose?

Z-Girl: Um...

Z-Boy: Do you?

Z-Girl: Well, what do you think? I mean, do you think it just all FALLS there? Come on! How the hell would hair fall UP onto the wall of the shower???

Z-Boy: So you do? Do it on purpose?

Z-Girl: Maybe a little.

Z-Boy: Honey, that is nasty.

Z-Girl: Well, I'm NOT the only ONE! Storm and Happy Villain and Chickie and, and, and Crazy Lady and Maya and Tablefor4 do it, TOO!

Z-Boy: Great. So there are other people on the internet who are crazy asses like you?

Z-Girl: We're NOT crazy. As a matter of fact, WE'RE ALL QUEENS!

Z-Boy: Same difference.

Z-Girl: Heh. You're funny. Dammit. If you weren't so funny, I'd kick you where it counts.

Z-Boy: Anyway, what were you saying?

Z-Girl: Nevermind.

19 Leg Humps:

mothergoosemouse said...

Growing up, my mother used my bathroom to take baths as the master bath only had a stand-up shower. I took showers in my bathroom and never bothered to clean the hair out of the drain. Inevitably, my mother would retrieve the hair (because who wants that floating around in their bath water?) and smear it on the mirror in front of my sink.

So tell Zube Boy that this is a habit that is not only unlikely to change, but very likely to get worse once there are little Zubes running around, leaving their hair in drains and on shower walls and so forth.

Phil said...

Wait. You have to tell Zube Boy what you blogged about? He doesn't already know? That means he doesn't read your blog. What the hell kind of inconsiderate twit is this guy that doesn't even read his wife's blog?! Isn't he supposed to be all about sharing your joy and showing interest in your hobbies and all that crap? You really should have pointed this fact out in your conversation. lol

Echoes in a Nomad's Head

Bonanza Jellybean said...

Ummm, I do have that happen by accident.

Great. Now Dutch Oven's going to think I do that shit on purpose.

Chickie said...

Zube Boy better watch it with the name calling...

I'll put him in the garbage disposal.

Storm said...


Hey, Queens, Crazy Asses, it's all the same.

Zube Girl said...

Mother Goosemouse- I'm sure he will be TOTALLY shocked and yet a little delighted to find out how much more interesting things get when we have kids.

Phil- He usually read it, but not the long ones. He did say, "Hi Queen," when he saw me, so he read some of it. :-)

Bonanza- DAMN! I don't want to get you in trouble! It's just that the place where I put the hair is FAR above where it would naturally fall. AND it's all clumpy. Nowhere near done by accident.

Chickie- I hope you took it in loving jest, as I'm SO used to taking it. :-) And, next time our garbage disposal breaks, you can come over and stand by the on/off switch like I do. It'll serve him right!

Storm- It is the same.

Ginamonster said...

Zube, I do it too. (blush)But, isn't that better than it going down the drain and clogging it up so you have to stand in your own dirty shower water? Or say you use a trap. then you have to clean it out and if some goes through the screen, sometimes it gets all stinky.
AND doesn't he love your long luxurious hair? Adn isn't he glad you don't stick pubes to the wall too??

Zube Girl said...

Ginamonster- You are AWESOME! I am going to tell him IMMEDIATELY how lucky he is that I don't stick my pubes to the wall. HA!

tablefor4 said...

Pubes on the wall..that is gross. Oh wait..I think that's better than finding pubes on the bar of soap. Now THAT is gross.

Rich | Championable said...

Hm. If my sharing the pain helps you, I think I need to post something else. It'll be good for me to get it out.

Rock on.

junebee said...

Maybe you have Amazing Gravity-Defying Hair. In that case, Zube-boy needs to honor you even MORE@

Gary said...

I like you, Zube, but don't ever ask to use my shower.

Happy Villain said...

Thank you, thank you, for the referral. AGAIN!

The hair that comes from my head and draped artistically onto the shower wall is no where near as gross as someone's pubes on the soap. Or on the toilet. Or anywhere. I'm absolutely anti-pube! They're heinous!

If I was Anita Hill, I'd have beat his ass just for saying the words within earshot of me. BLUCK!

banquo said...

OK, you are all totally gross and WWAAAYYYY too honest. I get the heebeejeebees listening (well reading) the above conversation - uuuggghhh (shudder). But then again, I have a serious phobia of other peoples ickies - bodily fliuds, hair, nails, or whatever else can come off or out of someone else. It just totally makes my stomach turn. And I never do any of that (I am a Queen, afterall) - yeah right!!!

Minerva said...

Ewww....Cannot deal with wet hair strands, anywhere, ever...

Off to take another anti-emetic...


Chickie said...

I definitely took it in loving jest. I think pick in your household in a very similar way that we do here!

Debi said...

I make creative pictures with my hair strands...sometimes after I dye my hair I have two colors to use...very very fun! LOL

dragonpearl said...

My boyfrined puts his hair ont he shower wall. What's funny is it is THREE FEET LONG! Talk about a freakin tribble.

zazzafooky said...

Add me to the list 'cause I do it too!!! I have really long hair and when I shampoo A LOT of it falls out (good to blessed with thick hair) but where the hell is it supposed to go!!?? It sticks all in your hands and where are you supposed to put it???? Scrape it on the wall I say.. .take care of it later! :-)

SO GLAD to know I'm not the only one.


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