Thursday, February 09, 2006

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Just so you know, I'm having one of those days. One of those days where, like, maybe you get in the shower only to realize that you forgot to take off your underwear? You know? Come on, I know you've had some of those.

And my fucking eyes hurt from rolling so much. Seriously. I think they might be permanently damaged from all of the excessive rolling they've been doing today. Certain undermining people don't seem to know how to keep their fucking cake-holes from flapping.

15 Leg Humps:

Crazy Lady said...

No - all that eye rolling is just calisthenics for your eyeballs! Just think, soon you will have super model eyes!

Northern_Girl said...

One of THOSE days...mmmk. Tried to get out of my pickup and couldn't figure out why I was stuck in the seat. Realized after three tries that my seatbelt was still latched. Go ahead. Roll your eyes. I did.

Bonanza Jellybean said...

DO says those are the best exercised muscles I have. :)

Rich | Championable said...

Note to self: don't fuck with Zube today.

Gary said...

Did you really take a shower with your underwear on? Cool. Saves having to wash them.

kyknoord said...

I shower with my underwear so I don't have to look down on the Unemployed.

PaintingChef said...

Socks. Forgetting that, first of all, you slept in socks like some crazy freak and THEN forgetting that you had them on when get in the shower. Now THAT is some crazy shit.

And I think I'm having one of those YEARS...

Debi said...

OK yesterday I was having a normal day...today I am feeling rather weird and random...*sigh*

lysie6211 said...

I was having a few of those YEARS.

You got into the shower with socks on?

junebee said...

And would any of those undermining people with open cake-holes include be among your blogreaders?

Zube Girl said...

Junebee- I wanted to respond to you because I should have mentioned that NO! It is not a blog reader.

Suffice it to say that *someone* is going around saying that *I* didn't do something I *did* indeed do, in order to get me in trouble. I think you can imagine one facet of our lives where folks try to get one another in trouble sometimes.

Anywho, I'm pretty pissed about it.

melissa.in.london said...

It's a condition. It's called working with morons. I have it too. :D

junebee said...

Oh, that would have to be work. Unless the Royal Subjects are spreading ugly rumors.

Barbara said...

If only we could blog all day instead of working. I could have so much to blog about if I wasn't afraid of getting sued.

mothergoosemouse said...

I once put a baby into the bathtub with her diaper still on.

My eyes are fine, but my forehead is bruised from smacking it into my desk multiple times a day.

 

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