The Queen was at work. The King was at home.
Ring-Ring!
Z-Boy: Hello.
Z-Girl: Hi honey!
Z-Boy: Oh hi.
Z-Girl: What are you doing?
Z-Boy: I'm just sitting around making sculptures of you.
Z-Girl: Aw...Anyway WOH-WOH-WOH-WOH-WOH-WOH-WOH*...
Z-Boy: Okay.
Z-Girl: Well, I'd better get back to work. Bye!
Z-Boy: Bye.
Later that evening...
Z-Girl: Honey, that was really sweet that you were making sculptures of me today!
Z-Boy: Yeah, I know.
Z-Girl: What were you making them out of? Macaroni? Clay?
Z-Boy: *snickering*
Z-Girl: What?
Z-Boy: Honey, do you really want to know what I was doing when you called?
Z-Girl: What?
Z-Boy: Pooping.
I don't think I breathed for, like, 10 minutes.
*I swear when I talk sometimes that I sound to Zube Boy like the adults on Charlie Brown. For real.
Friday, February 10, 2006
Artsy Fartsy Guy Over Here...
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15 Leg Humps:
That. Is. Really. Funny. I wouldn't have breathed ten minutes either, but that was REALLY funny.
Men - they are just so romantic.
Ummmm... that is not right.
Assmonkey.
All of 'em... blasted assmonkeys.
Thought for a t-shirt there Zube?
BLASTED ASSMONKEYS
Eh... sounds like a bad hockey team.
Nevermind.
Very comical!
LMFAO! I am so glad I was sitting down when I read that, otherwise I would probably have ended up with another concussion.
Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head
Too. Fucking. Funny.
making sculptures of you? hehe
Oh, I am way too bored . . . hehehehe
A Zube sculpture
Heh, heh, Phil's sculpture. A real piece of art!
hehe...making sculptures...that's a euphemism I may have to remember...
THAT was funny.
As if I needed more reasons to get Zube Boy and Kyle together. Add this one to the list.
Zube Boy for President. He is excellent!
OH-MY-GOD! Phil, that drawing was funny as hell. Zube Boy agreed.
And for all you thinking Zube Boy's SO damn cool, it's getting to his head already. Heh.
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