Friday, February 10, 2006

Artsy Fartsy Guy Over Here...

The Queen was at work. The King was at home.

Ring-Ring!

Z-Boy: Hello.

Z-Girl: Hi honey!

Z-Boy: Oh hi.

Z-Girl: What are you doing?

Z-Boy: I'm just sitting around making sculptures of you.

Z-Girl: Aw...Anyway WOH-WOH-WOH-WOH-WOH-WOH-WOH*...

Z-Boy: Okay.

Z-Girl: Well, I'd better get back to work. Bye!

Z-Boy: Bye.

Later that evening...

Z-Girl: Honey, that was really sweet that you were making sculptures of me today!

Z-Boy: Yeah, I know.

Z-Girl: What were you making them out of? Macaroni? Clay?

Z-Boy: *snickering*

Z-Girl: What?

Z-Boy: Honey, do you really want to know what I was doing when you called?

Z-Girl: What?

Z-Boy: Pooping.

I don't think I breathed for, like, 10 minutes.

*I swear when I talk sometimes that I sound to Zube Boy like the adults on Charlie Brown. For real.

15 Leg Humps:

Ginamonster said...

That. Is. Really. Funny. I wouldn't have breathed ten minutes either, but that was REALLY funny.

Crazy Lady said...

Men - they are just so romantic.

Amy said...

Ummmm... that is not right.


Assmonkey.

All of 'em... blasted assmonkeys.

Amy said...

Thought for a t-shirt there Zube?


BLASTED ASSMONKEYS

Eh... sounds like a bad hockey team.

Nevermind.

junebee said...

Very comical!

Phil said...

LMFAO! I am so glad I was sitting down when I read that, otherwise I would probably have ended up with another concussion.

Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head

Chickie said...

Too. Fucking. Funny.

no more said...

making sculptures of you? hehe

Phil said...

Oh, I am way too bored . . . hehehehe

A Zube sculpture

junebee said...

Heh, heh, Phil's sculpture. A real piece of art!

PaintingChef said...

hehe...making sculptures...that's a euphemism I may have to remember...

Rich | Championable said...

THAT was funny.

Julie Marsh said...

As if I needed more reasons to get Zube Boy and Kyle together. Add this one to the list.

DelBoy said...

Zube Boy for President. He is excellent!

Zube said...

OH-MY-GOD! Phil, that drawing was funny as hell. Zube Boy agreed.

And for all you thinking Zube Boy's SO damn cool, it's getting to his head already. Heh.

 

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