Dear Dickhead,
So, what's it like being a dickhead anyway? I figured you should know. Oh yeah. Thanks for TOTALLY cutting me off and swiping the parking spot I'd been waiting for patiently for five minutes. Must be nice to be an asshole and steal spots from people.
Sincerely,
Zube
PS- You're kind of lucky. I stood by your car for about five minutes and ultimately decided that instead of keying it I'd leave a note.
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Leaving Notes on Cars
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Y'know what's really satisfying in that case? If it happens to be a little wet but sunny that day. Not pouring rain, but enough for the windshield & wiper to be damp, but that'll burn off soon enough. By the time Mr. Dickhead gets back too his car, the not is practically glued to the windshield. Of course, if it's not wet enough that day, and you happen to have a bottle of water with you . . . :)
Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head
What a turd. I hate stupid drivers.
Even better if said note faces inside the widshield, is glued to it, and all he can read is,
Dickhead,
must be nice to be an asshole.
What a jerk, with absolute brass balls.
That was nice of you, like you said, keying his car was well-deserved.
you're a better person than me...
You're also a better person than my mother. I have stories.. yikes.
My sis and I saw something funny that I keep thinking I might do.
We were at the mall and saw someone had placed a "parking piggy" sign on someone's car. It was obviously something pre-made and something someone stocked in their car.
Reading it was hysterical. I wish I could remember what it said, but I've had a bit too much tequila tonight. ;)
Well that's worth at least a day-pass for heaven, I think.
What a way to take the high road... I would have at least followed him to publicly humiliate him. I'm impressed!!
Oh, or anothing thing to do is to "accidentally" drop a couple nails behind his tires. Technically, you're not vandalizing his property, just littering.
Snot on the inside of the doorhandle is always a nice surprise.
Thanks. I had it just painted.
This happened to my 76-yr-old grandmother. Someone took the spot she was waiting for.
So she parked, walked back to the car and bent their windshield wipers into a "W".
Dickhead-itis appears to be an epidemic sweeping the nation. I am so sick of assholes behind the wheel.
Have a great weekend!
I would have keyed it I think. My bitchyness would make me. She has a mind of her own.
I would have done both. You showed such restraint. I probably would have keyed it while yelling and them watching. LOL
lol! I've been in that same position and I've always just jumped out and screamed at the asshole(s). In hindsight I wish I'd have kept my composure and left a little note. You're the shit, Zube :)
oooh! a NOTE! what a GREAT idea. I am so doing that next time.
HEY Zube girl! I have a good note for you to leave!
"I hope you don't Fuck like you park - otherwise - you'll never get it in"
LMAO - we have adopted that one around my office!
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