Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Leaving Notes on Cars

Dear Dickhead,

So, what's it like being a dickhead anyway? I figured you should know. Oh yeah. Thanks for TOTALLY cutting me off and swiping the parking spot I'd been waiting for patiently for five minutes. Must be nice to be an asshole and steal spots from people.

Sincerely,
Zube

PS- You're kind of lucky. I stood by your car for about five minutes and ultimately decided that instead of keying it I'd leave a note.

20 Leg Humps:

Phil said...

Y'know what's really satisfying in that case? If it happens to be a little wet but sunny that day. Not pouring rain, but enough for the windshield & wiper to be damp, but that'll burn off soon enough. By the time Mr. Dickhead gets back too his car, the not is practically glued to the windshield. Of course, if it's not wet enough that day, and you happen to have a bottle of water with you . . . :)

Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head

Crazy Lady said...

What a turd. I hate stupid drivers.

Ginamonster said...

Even better if said note faces inside the widshield, is glued to it, and all he can read is,

Dickhead,



must be nice to be an asshole.

mothergoosemouse said...

What a jerk, with absolute brass balls.

junebee said...

That was nice of you, like you said, keying his car was well-deserved.

PaintingChef said...

you're a better person than me...

RisibleGirl said...

You're also a better person than my mother. I have stories.. yikes.

My sis and I saw something funny that I keep thinking I might do.

We were at the mall and saw someone had placed a "parking piggy" sign on someone's car. It was obviously something pre-made and something someone stocked in their car.

Reading it was hysterical. I wish I could remember what it said, but I've had a bit too much tequila tonight. ;)

kyknoord said...

Well that's worth at least a day-pass for heaven, I think.

lysie6211 said...

Yeah a much better person then me. LOL!!

Bonanza Jellybean said...

What a way to take the high road... I would have at least followed him to publicly humiliate him. I'm impressed!!

Phil said...

Oh, or anothing thing to do is to "accidentally" drop a couple nails behind his tires. Technically, you're not vandalizing his property, just littering.

Chickie said...

Snot on the inside of the doorhandle is always a nice surprise.

rockyjay said...

Thanks. I had it just painted.

hotdrwife said...

This happened to my 76-yr-old grandmother. Someone took the spot she was waiting for.

So she parked, walked back to the car and bent their windshield wipers into a "W".

Amy said...

Dickhead-itis appears to be an epidemic sweeping the nation. I am so sick of assholes behind the wheel.

Have a great weekend!

Angel said...

I would have keyed it I think. My bitchyness would make me. She has a mind of her own.

Chatty said...

I would have done both. You showed such restraint. I probably would have keyed it while yelling and them watching. LOL

Angela said...

lol! I've been in that same position and I've always just jumped out and screamed at the asshole(s). In hindsight I wish I'd have kept my composure and left a little note. You're the shit, Zube :)

Khali said...

oooh! a NOTE! what a GREAT idea. I am so doing that next time.

Crazy in Colorado said...

HEY Zube girl! I have a good note for you to leave!

"I hope you don't Fuck like you park - otherwise - you'll never get it in"

LMAO - we have adopted that one around my office!

 

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