Wednesday, February 21, 2007

I Laughed...I Cried...'Cause I Was Laughing So Hard...And...Let Me Check...Yup...Still Laughing...

Phil, I have to tell you that you have truly outdone yourself. And abso-fucking-lutely made my day. But, before I get to the good stuff, I have to ask you a favor.

STOP having my handwriting! Seriously. It fucking freaked me out. When I received the package, I honest to goodness had to think for a moment about whether or not I'd sent myself something. It was scary. Here, have a look...



This is how the package was addressed. And yes. That is my PO Box. I feel safe putting it up here. You know why? Because if I got to get my mail and some creepy motherfucker is standing by my box (heh, I said box) with a trench coat on looking a little too interested in my box's visitors (heh, again...okay, I need to grow up), then I'll just fucking turn around. Because really, it's not every day that people send me cool shit. Mostly I get bills. Lots of 'em. I'm still getting bills for the little embryos I never got to keep. So, I'm usually more than happy to put off a visit to the post office. Ya hear that Brad? Eh, who am I kidding. I think Angelina's got a tight leash on him because he hasn't been bother me as much these days. And he knows where I live anyway.

Where was I? Oh yes. Now, for shits and giggles, I've rewritten the address for all of you in my own handwriting:



Uncanny, eh? I thought so.

But now, onto the important stuff. Check out what this package contained...





The Turtle is going to wear this ALL. THE. TIME. As soon as it fits. And until then, I think I'm going to wear it. On my leg. Because this turtle outfit is too fucking cool to sit in a drawer.

Thank you profusely, Phil. I love it. Zube Boy (who, by the way, knows you by the name of Volume 7, for your comment over here, which he thought was perfect and swore was true!) thanks you, and the Turtle thanks you! I've been smiling like a goon for hours now. Heh.

13 Leg Humps:

mothergoosemouse said...

That is SO. FREAKING. CUTE.

And weird about the handwriting.

Nicky said...

I can't stop laughing! Phil must be your long lost twin or something. The baby turtle outfit is too much! Can't wait to see Turtle Zube in it!

Crazy Lady said...

That is just so stinking CUTE!

Miss Cellania said...

Thats just plain awesome! And sweet.

BTW, did you read about the baby born at 21 weeks? She was 10 ounces, and is now several months old and 4 pounds, the youngest survivor ever! Yahoo has the story; I got it from Neatorama.

Frustrated Mom said...

Zube-

That is so awesome! Phil, you rock. Awesome stuff!

Phil said...

Dammit! Turtle wasn't supposed to let you know I sent him/her a present. But glad you liked it :) Now stop copying my handwriting. It's kinda freaky.

Phil
Echoes in a Nomad's Head

PaintingChef said...

Hey. When Turtle starts to crawl will you put him/her in that outfit, balance shit on the shell and take lots of video and then set it to a soundtrack?

Because THAT would be awesome.

Rich | Championable said...

That rocks. Just purely rocks.

Dink said...

Ummmm, has everyone missed THE OBVIOUS? Handwriting says a lot about a person supposedly, and if I had the same handwriting as PHIL, I'd be FREAKED THE FUCK OUT.

OK, just kidding Phil. The turtle suit rocks. That's perfect to take lots of pictures in to show future dates. :)h

Chickie said...

Oh dude, that is just too freaking cute!

Phil said...

Dink, you WISH you had the same handwriting as me. But yes, everyone does seem to be missing the obvious . . . sending the totally rockin' gift is just another attempt at convincing Zube to hook me up with Hoot ;) Well, that and the fact that I really am just THAT great of a guy.

Rach said...

So cute and hilarious. Phil you rock, and Zube Momma too

aimee / greeblemonkey said...

I want a turtle suit too! Just for the hell of it!

 

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