Coworker: Man, I can't wait until tomorrow.
Z-Girl: Why?
Coworker: 'Cause I just get better looking every day.
Z-Girl: Hahahahahaha. That's awesome. I am so trying that when I get home.
A few hours later at home...
Z-Girl: Honey, I can't wait until tomorrow.
Z-Boy: Really.
Z-Girl: Yup.
Z-Boy: *silence*
Z-Girl: Well.
Z-Boy: Well what?
Z-Girl: Well, aren't you going to ask me why?
Z-Boy: Oh. Okay. Why?
Z-Girl: Because I get better looking every day!
Z-Boy: You're a dork.
Monday, November 21, 2005
Don't Hate Me Because I'm SOOOO Good-Looking
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Yep. ZubeBoy summed it up perfectly. :)
Phil
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ZubeBoy needs to be punished... not for saying you're a dork, but for not behaving properly for your joke. It bites when you wait all day for that and they just ruin it. :)
I agree with Bonanza. Why do they do that?!?! I have had SEVERAL half-ass decent funnies ruined because assmonkey wouldn't play along.
For the most part I've started refusing to laugh at his jokes in retaliation for just that kind of thing.
I just LURV reading your blog after work! It ALWAYS brings a smile to my tired face (even after smiling at customers AFD!) and sometimes I even laugh out loud! Thanks!
Comeback option for Z-Girl: "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."
Ha! Sounds like my house. I am going to try it with my coworkers! LOL
I love your site.
Phil- Come on now! Whose team are you on anyway? ;-)
Ev- I'm sorry to hear that. :-) Or not. Misery loves company, eh?
Bonanza- Seriously, he could've just pretended, you know?
Amy- Don't you hate that? You save it up all day, and they just turn it into a flop. Assmonkeys.
DelBoy- Thank you. :-)
RockyJay- I'll save that for next time, because I know it will happen again!
Chatty- Hey, thanks! Hopefully your coworkers go with it a little better than Zube Boy did.
I am usually the guilty party when a joke gets ruined;)
Don't you just hate it when good jokes go bad?
I'm going to use that tonight!!!
I'm surprised Zube-boy hasn't used that on you first. That sounds JUST like something he would say.
Huh? Wha? I don't get it...
mwha-ha-ha!!!
Ah, but the revenge is better, yes? I mean, so he ruined your cute joke/truth and called you a dork. But isn't it much sweeter when you get to share the joke with your readers, who all got a kick out of it, and now we're all sitting around talking about how Zube Boy is a typical guy who ruins jokes/truths like that. So, he's being mocked in public for not playing along like a good boy. Personally, I think you got the last laugh, my dear.
The best is when you tell a joke and get no response. Then two weeks later, they get the same joke in some shitty forwarded e-mail and read it to you like it's the best joke ever told.
I love that
JustDawn- Well dang you! ;-)
CrazyLady- Absolutely hate!
Kjersten- So! Did it work?
Junebee- If Zube Boy had said it, I would have totally fallen for it.
Dutch Oven- It is. Is there a support group for Hot and Sexy People?
CrazySpoiledBitch- *snickers* Am I married to you??? ;-)
Librarian- You know what? I like your thinking.
Denotsko- Ha! If he does that to me, I'll slap him upside the head!
You do realize that you just gave denotsko full license to knoeck me upside my head, right?!?
And if not paying attention to jokes was among the worst of my gripes, then life would be grand.
JustDawn- SHIT! I meant that as slapstick humor. Sorry! I would never smack my husband upside the head. I nonchalant wave of the hand is enough. :)
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