Saturday, November 19, 2005

Wanna Make a Truck?

I have a new renter. Please visit him because he's awesome as hell and he, who goes by the name of Kyknoord, Storm, and Junebee have been with me since damn near the beginning of this blogging thing I started. And in saying that, I only mean 'my blog' that I started. I don't want to get all Al Gore on your ass and leave you with the impression that I invented the blog. No, no, no. I feel like I should make a Bush joke, to be fair. But 'blogs' isn't nearly as funny as 'internets' so I'll leave it alone.

Anyway, you can get to his site by clicking on the adorable and perfect little thumbnail right underneath that fucked uppedly positioned button I attempted to make in a fleeting moment of, "Nah, I can't possibly suck that bad," thinking. But, alas, I do suck. At least at HTML. And snowboarding.

I'm bored. Does anyone want to go for a bike ride with me?

Or, we could build a car. Actually, we could build 2 1/4 cars with nine tires. Or half of an eighteen wheeler. That would be one fucked up ride now wouldn't it? We could even put a couple of the big ass tires on the bike and make it FAN-FUCKING-AWESOME! Sure, it sounds like a weird thing to do on a Saturday afternoon, but we'll buy a twelve-pack, rip into it, and it won't sound so bad. A couple of Buds always make things seem less bizarre.

Zube Boy is going to KILL me when he sees this post. I've been wanting to show you our tire collection for-fucking-ever, but he wouldn't let me. See, I'm all about embracing the white trash bitch within myself. He's, well, not so much. But, I figure they're mostly covered in snow now, and will be for probably another six months, so it's okay.

Anyway, give me a hollar if you're up for it.

14 Leg Humps:

Jess said...

Sure... Cmere and pick me up! Im bored too! haha.

Nice Collection =o)

Phil said...

We should put together 3 big, honkin', kick ass tricycles . . . one for each of the Three Bitches. Then y'all could be stylin' bitches.


Zube Girl said...

Jess- I'll be there in, like, thirty hours. You are on the east coast, right?

Phil- Bitches like tricycles, or so I hear. :-) Hee. Heeheehee. Would you mind not being so FUCKING funny. You're killing me over here.

MissMeliss said...

ZaZafooky sent me here, and hey, how cool, you're a Jersey Girl (I was born there).

Will be back later to read more.

Phil said...

Sorry Zube. Actually, I'm in quite the pissy mood today, which means I HAVE to try & be funny or I'll get an ulcer. Your death will be a very unfortunate side-effect, but I gotta do what I gotta do, right?

soapbox.SUPERSTAR said...

I am here from TJ's. Great site you have here!!! I'll definitely be back!

Doggie Extraordinaire's Mom said...

Can I vote for nine unicycles? Nah, too hard to pop wheelies.

Judging by the snowfall, maybe you should build one of these: Then, anyone who dared to call you a white trash bitch would merely be mud in your treads.

Zube Girl said...

MissMeliss- Jersey Girls rock. Hard. :-) Thanks for the comment!

Phil- Oh, do I know THAT feeling. Happy birthday, by the way. :-)

Soapbox Superstar- I've followed a link from TJ's site to yours, and I'm equally impressed. :-)

Librarian- Okay, 9 big wheel unicycle would be AWESOME! Just a warning that if you see a clan of nine unicyclers in your town, please say hi. :-) We'll have to thank you.

kyknoord said...

Well, I wouldn't want to get all hot & sweaty without a good hur, hur, hur. Sorry. It's really hot here. Think you can send us some snow in the post?

kyknoord said...

Erratum: insert the word "reason" between "good" and the initial "hur".

Zube Girl said...

Kyknoord- Heh. I'm glad you clarified because I was a teensy bit confused. I'll send you snow if you can send me some warmth!

Amy said...

ROTFLMAO - oh my gosh, that was funny.
Does a pile of tires REALLY make you white trash? I thought it was the whole "mowing your lawn" and finding an entire car on cinder blocks that made you white trash? Or am I confusing white trash with red neck? Or is there a difference?

You know, it reminds me... we have an unfortunate little company here in town that actually makes wine (this would be funnier if you knew where I lived and why the thought of us producing wine is so strange) but it's not ordinary wine. No siree Bob (or Tom or what have you)

They make "White Trash White" and "Red Neck Red"

That might have come in handy for your birthday huh? Wish I'd have thought of it sooner. ;o)

junebee said...

True, you may not have invented the blog, but you've invented one of the DAMN FUNNIEST blogs evah!

I like your idea of a mutant ride. Post pictures as the project progresses (how's THAT for alliteration?!). Oh ya, you guys are already under 10 feet of snow. Guess that will have to wait for spring.

Zube Girl said...

Amy- I SO need a bottle of the White Trash White!!! Oh my god, do I ever.

Junebee- If I can ever get off my lazy ass to make a mutant ride, you'll all be the first to see it. Well, except for my neighbors, of course.


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