Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Hot Wives and Smack a Bitch

Z-Girl: Uh oh. Houston, we have a problem.

Z-Boy: What?

Z-Girl: Well, you left your four-wheeling message board window open...

Z-Boy: And...

Z-Girl: And there is a thread where some of the dudes are posting pictures of their hot wives...

Z-Boy: And...

Z-Girl: And YOUR hot wife seems to be missing.

Z-Boy: Oh.

I get pissy about the weirdest shit.

Oh yeah, and check this out. No, seriously. Check it out. I got smacked by a bitch. Five times to be exact. And it was fun. And the bitch was Princess Pottymouth. Thanks bitch!

Z-Girl: Honey, guess what?

Z-Boy: What?

Z-Girl: My blog got five smacks.

Z-Boy: Five smacks? What's that?

Z-Girl: Like five kisses. I got five out of five. It means my blog's not too shitty.

Z-Boy: Five kisses? You're a ho.

20 Leg Humps:

Chickie said...

But you're a hot ho so I do hope Zube Boy put your picture up on the message board with a quickness.

It is odd the little things that will set us off, isn't it?

junebee said...

I think he should put the one of you with the big phallic balloon...

PaintingChef said...

5 smacks huh? Damn...well I give you 10 so there! I thought about submitting my blog to her but I read some of her reviews and decided she would probably throttle me...did you submit hers or did she just pick you?

And I can't BELIEVE Zube Boy left his hot wife off of that board. What a little shit. I say take care of it yourself.

Zube Girl said...

Chickie- It is odd? I'm bothered by it for some reason, but really he only goes there to talk about cars, and doesn't get into all the other discussions, so I guess he's a little more anonymous. But, it's not like the wives are models, they're pretty normal looking gals, like me. And all the other guys are being really cool complimenting wives and shit. Which I was surprised by because I've tried to hang out on four-wheeling message boards before, and those guys can be GRUFF. Oh well.

Junebee- That's what I said, but he said that'd probably be a little too much. Ha.

PaintingChef- I submitted my site in a moment of reckless abandon. And then I fretted about it.

I should join the message board and post my photo. Heh.

Amy said...

Congrats on the five smacks - what a cool review. I submitted my blog in a moment of insanity and then forced myself to forget all about it... I was racked for using PINK... but still got 4 out of 5... not bad for being a "mom" blog. LOL

As for Zube Boy... at least he didn't try to get out of it by saying something like, "well, I don't want all of those guys looking at MY super-hot wife."

Which is what my ass-monkey would have tried.

Bonanza Jellybean said...

I submitted mine a week or so ago and am now all terrified about it. GREAT.

And I'm dying about Zube Boy and his time on the forum- Dutch Oven hangs out in one for Diesel Ram truck owners all the time. I haven't seen any hot wife posts by accident though... all I hear about are fuel additives and torque and what to do when your husband spills diesel engine cleaner into the washing machine (which I don't even want to talk about right now- when the smell clears, maybe).

You're a ho- heehee. :)

mamalujo1 said...

Hey Zuby, just saw your five smacker...congrats I guess. I submitted mine a week or so ago, and now I'm wondering why but still hoping for a bunch of smacks. WHY!!!??? Love your blog btw.

madbull said...

cool z-girl... great for the smacks... damn why don't i smack bitches #"$%£"^£"£@*^


i also submitted my blog in his first week with the message :: my english is crap, i've got google adsense and like to get spanked... still waiting... guess might have ended up in the cybershredder :D

btw, if i would be z-boy... hmmm...
maybe i might just steal your pic and post it on my waisted life... creative commons was it :-P

King Leo said...

Zube, it's just a thread! At least you did not get a flat today! Five smaks...yah!

txsm said...

Congrats on your 5 smacks, who knew you were into S&M! LOL!! Sorry, couldn't resist that one!

kyknoord said...

Congrats! Five kisses? Impressive. The last time I got five kisses Ronald Reagan was still president.

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Bonanza Jellybean said...

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justdawn said...

ROFL@that spam message...

Congrats on the 5 smacks...I have been debating as to whether or not I can take the rejection of submitting my blog for a review. We'll see...

PaintingChef said...

That's the greatest spam EVER!

Zube Girl said...

Amy- Oh, our ass-monkeys must have gone to ass-monkey school together! Heh.

Bonanza- I get a kick out of reading the messages sometimes. Boys.

Tomlawyer- Thanks! And good luck. I've checked you out, too, and you've got great stuff. :-)

Madbull- You are too funny. Bitch smacks rule.

King Leo- Ah, I would be screwed if I got a flat. That sucks.


TXSM- Heh. I'm naughty! ;-)

Kyknoord- You've still got plenty of time to rack 'em up!

Ebay spammer- Usually, I delete spam, but I'll leave yours for posterity. I'm glad you like my herpes filled content.

Bonanza- That's what I said...

Justdawn- I was preparing for the worst because I've seen them rip people new one's over there.

PaintingChef- Absolutely. That's why I'm leaving it up!

Sam said...

Congrats on the five smacks. That's a great site!

Zube Girl said...

Thanks Sam!

Phil said...

Belated congrats on the five smackers. But when did you find out about Zubeboy's hot wife? And when do we get to see pics of her? {oh yeah, I'm ducking and running now} ;)

Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com

Zube Girl said...

Phil- You're thinking of his weekend GIRLFRIEND, duh! See, I'm his hot wife only insofar that he has to call me hot, becuase, you know, a man needs to get laid during the weeks sometimes, too. ;-)

 

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