Z-Girl: Uh oh. Houston, we have a problem.
Z-Boy: What?
Z-Girl: Well, you left your four-wheeling message board window open...
Z-Boy: And...
Z-Girl: And there is a thread where some of the dudes are posting pictures of their hot wives...
Z-Boy: And...
Z-Girl: And YOUR hot wife seems to be missing.
Z-Boy: Oh.
I get pissy about the weirdest shit.
Oh yeah, and check this out. No, seriously. Check it out. I got smacked by a bitch. Five times to be exact. And it was fun. And the bitch was Princess Pottymouth. Thanks bitch!
Z-Girl: Honey, guess what?
Z-Boy: What?
Z-Girl: My blog got five smacks.
Z-Boy: Five smacks? What's that?
Z-Girl: Like five kisses. I got five out of five. It means my blog's not too shitty.
Z-Boy: Five kisses? You're a ho.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Hot Wives and Smack a Bitch
Brought to You by Zube at 6:52 AM
Labels: Blogging, Z-Boy Is an Ass-Monkey
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But you're a hot ho so I do hope Zube Boy put your picture up on the message board with a quickness.
It is odd the little things that will set us off, isn't it?
I think he should put the one of you with the big phallic balloon...
5 smacks huh? Damn...well I give you 10 so there! I thought about submitting my blog to her but I read some of her reviews and decided she would probably throttle me...did you submit hers or did she just pick you?
And I can't BELIEVE Zube Boy left his hot wife off of that board. What a little shit. I say take care of it yourself.
Chickie- It is odd? I'm bothered by it for some reason, but really he only goes there to talk about cars, and doesn't get into all the other discussions, so I guess he's a little more anonymous. But, it's not like the wives are models, they're pretty normal looking gals, like me. And all the other guys are being really cool complimenting wives and shit. Which I was surprised by because I've tried to hang out on four-wheeling message boards before, and those guys can be GRUFF. Oh well.
Junebee- That's what I said, but he said that'd probably be a little too much. Ha.
PaintingChef- I submitted my site in a moment of reckless abandon. And then I fretted about it.
I should join the message board and post my photo. Heh.
Congrats on the five smacks - what a cool review. I submitted my blog in a moment of insanity and then forced myself to forget all about it... I was racked for using PINK... but still got 4 out of 5... not bad for being a "mom" blog. LOL
As for Zube Boy... at least he didn't try to get out of it by saying something like, "well, I don't want all of those guys looking at MY super-hot wife."
Which is what my ass-monkey would have tried.
Hey Zuby, just saw your five smacker...congrats I guess. I submitted mine a week or so ago, and now I'm wondering why but still hoping for a bunch of smacks. WHY!!!??? Love your blog btw.
Zube, it's just a thread! At least you did not get a flat today! Five smaks...yah!
Congrats on your 5 smacks, who knew you were into S&M! LOL!! Sorry, couldn't resist that one!
Congrats! Five kisses? Impressive. The last time I got five kisses Ronald Reagan was still president.
Herpes Dating?????
ROFL@that spam message...
Congrats on the 5 smacks...I have been debating as to whether or not I can take the rejection of submitting my blog for a review. We'll see...
That's the greatest spam EVER!
Amy- Oh, our ass-monkeys must have gone to ass-monkey school together! Heh.
Bonanza- I get a kick out of reading the messages sometimes. Boys.
Tomlawyer- Thanks! And good luck. I've checked you out, too, and you've got great stuff. :-)
Madbull- You are too funny. Bitch smacks rule.
King Leo- Ah, I would be screwed if I got a flat. That sucks.
TXSM- Heh. I'm naughty! ;-)
Kyknoord- You've still got plenty of time to rack 'em up!
Ebay spammer- Usually, I delete spam, but I'll leave yours for posterity. I'm glad you like my herpes filled content.
Bonanza- That's what I said...
Justdawn- I was preparing for the worst because I've seen them rip people new one's over there.
PaintingChef- Absolutely. That's why I'm leaving it up!
Congrats on the five smacks. That's a great site!
Thanks Sam!
Belated congrats on the five smackers. But when did you find out about Zubeboy's hot wife? And when do we get to see pics of her? {oh yeah, I'm ducking and running now} ;)
Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com
Phil- You're thinking of his weekend GIRLFRIEND, duh! See, I'm his hot wife only insofar that he has to call me hot, becuase, you know, a man needs to get laid during the weeks sometimes, too. ;-)
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