Sunday, December 11, 2005

A Metaphor...

I've found blogging to be kind of like riding waves. I've drawn some pictures for you, as I know how much you appreciate my artistic renditions. Please keep in mind that I drew these a while ago, when I SUCKED at Paint Shop Pro. As we all know, I am a phenomenal Paint Shop Pro-er these days.





It seems that I go through phases where I have ten post ideas vying to make the final cut from my brain to my fingertips. I can't keep up with the stories in my head. Yet other times, I have the creativity of a pothead on Special K. And that's not much. Don't ask me how I know.

Just so's you know, I'm chilling on the beach drinking Corona right now, gearing up to wade back out into the ocean. Not REALLY, unfortunately. But figuratively. Bear with me.

In other news, I think it's kind of cute how Brad is trying to make me jealous with this whole Angelina bit. I just hope he doesn't break Angelina's heart. I really like her. In fact, she is on my top five same sex celebrity list.

16 Leg Humps:

Phil said...

"I'm chilling on the beach drinking Corona right now"

See, that's your problem right there. Corona rots the brain. Stop drinking that swill and get back to blogging :)

Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com

Gary said...

I guess blogging IS like wave riding, and you are one of the best. Very funny and intelligent blog. Keep up the good work.

Zube Girl said...

Phil- You are right. How about Bud? Is that fair game? Heh. I've just got NOTHIN' lately. It's weird how that happens.

Gary- Thank you Gary. Very much. :-)

Chickie said...

I am heartbroken. Angelina is the only person I'd leave Sweety for but if Brad adopts her kids I couldn't handle it. I've already dealt with an exwife - I couldn't handle dealing with an exhusband. Boo Fucking Hoo.

Zube Girl said...

Chickie- Maybe it's time we step in and do something about this mess? I'm actually going to kind of miss seeing Zube Boy kicking Brad's ass. Heh. You made me snort.

junebee said...

Well, you can't kick out a rockin' blog post all 365 days of the year, can you?
Even evil geniuses need a break, so enjoy that Corona.

Phil said...

Bud is acceptable. Though Miller would probably be better ;)

And like Junebee said, everyone needs a break now and again. I've been battling an empty brain on my blog for a little while now.

Zube Girl said...

Junebee- I'd LOVE to consider myself an evil genius! Mwahahahahaha! And, yeah. Everybody needs a break.

Phil- Heh. Living in Colorado I probably should be all over the Coors. But, alas, I can't dig it. Eh well. Sorry you've hit a slump, too.

Miss Ann Thrope said...

that's the finest stick figure art I've ever seen. you are a true ar-teest.

kyknoord said...

I've just realised - that's a NAKED stick figure cavorting in the waves. Let's hear it for stick figure erotica!

justdawn said...

I love your artwork;) I can totally understand hitting a blogging dry spell. Consider me on that beack with you...CHEERS:)

Bonanza Jellybean said...

I like the wave metaphor very much- if I use it, I think it means a wave just smashed me over the head and I got water up my nose. I hate getting water up my nose.

Zube Girl said...

Miss Ann Thrope- Thank ya! Thank ya very much! I'll be here all week. :-)

Kyknoord- I think I could specialize in racy stick figure comics. Ah, to dream.

Justdawn- See, you're never alone! That's what's cool.

Bonanza- Ugh. I hate that, too. Or even worse, water in your ear that won't get out. HATE. THAT.

PaintingChef said...

Perfect comparison. I'm in the midst of a TOTAL dry spell. And then there are the times that I have like six or seven entries saved as drafts because I can't get them out quick enough. Damn...I miss the blog runs...

Zube Girl said...

PaintingChef- Maybe we should invent some sort of Blog-lax? Oh wait, I think that already exists. And it goes by the name of 'Alcohol'. Doesn't necessarily guaruntee GOOD blog stuffs, though.

eV said...

Ain't that the truth!

eV

p.s.
Keep posting pictures - they are great!

 

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