Dear Mom,
Could you get a fucking hobby that doesn't involve dressing me up like a jackass, taking pictures and posting them on the internet? It's bad enough that I'm terrified of my water bowl. You're turning me into a wussy. As if de-balls-ing me weren't enough?
I hate you.
Sincerely,
Zack
Dear Zack,
You're a sucker. Mom gives us treats and we don't do shit.
Sincerely,
The Cats
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
A Wussy and Some Pussies
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15 Leg Humps:
Actually, he looks quite dapper. I've seen much, much, worse.
I think he looks quite handsome in a hat...Belle looks kind of like a dork when she has one on. I have much more fun harrassing my cat than my dog. She's a better sport about it.
I look forward to his pictues..he's very photogenic. As for the cats...they've go the life!
he looks like a good dog. he's cute. I might develop a doggy crush on him.
OK, now I feel compelled to try and dress up the horses for pictures. If they kick me, can you guest post for a day or so?
And Zack lookd like a very cool canine private Investigator. Maybe there's a movie deal in his future.
Dear Zack,
Dude, what are you complaining about? You look very dapper (that's a good thing, really!) AND get treats out of the deal. Sure, the cats get treats too, but they look like a bunch of lazy puss-bags and get no respect from the blogsphere. You, on the other hand, look cool as shit.
Phil
http://nomadechoes.blogdrive.com
P.S. Could you please teach Duncan how to sit still after getting dressed up? Apparently, putting a hat on gives him the impression that he's an epileptic, and he goes into convultions until he removes the hat.
Ok, when I look at the second pic of Zack...I immediately think of 'Clarence' from "It's A Wonderful Life"....he just needs some glasses to make it complete. Too cute!
Just discovered you and read the whole page and LOVE it...
As for random ellipses, I am so with you there...
lovely to meet you,
Minerva
Zack is right. His mom needs to get a hobby. I say cats are all Democrats. They do nothing and expect a government handout...
Dogs are Republicans, you can usually get them to do some sort of work (roll over, play dead, sit, get the newspaper, etc).
He does look very Republican in those pics.
Rich- He just doesn't know how good he had it.
PaintingChef- Okay, my cats are SO disagreeble when it comes to dressing up. Zack's been trained well.
Terr~ Zack appreciates that. He does. And, I wish I were a cat,
Ginamonster- You have my permission to crush on him! He is pretty cute.
Lysie- I saw that picture! So cute.
Bonanza- I will fill in for you, but only if I can use the word 'cunt'. I'm sure you wouldn't mind.
Phil- The trick is many, many, many treats, and YEARS of training. Zack has learned to repress his epilleptic seizures.
TJ- Right back atchya.
TXSM- Hee. Now I'm going to have to see that movie!
Minerva- Thank you. :-) You kick ass yourself.
Junebee- Heh. Even being a Democrat, I find your comparison funny. It's pretty, well, true.
Zack was obviously born to wear clothes. I've never seen a dog look so natural in them. Or maybe he just has a good designer?
That's one debonair dog, if ever I saw one. My dog would've eaten the hat and shirt on sight -- he's a bit of a goat.
As for the kitties, well, pussies rule. It's that simple. :)
I am totally smitten with your sweet Zack:) I am totally getting a Weim...they are such awesome dogs!
You deserve a degree in animal psychology for this short, but pivotal thesis on the differences between dogs & cats.
Chickie- It's due to his unusually fabulous grasp of the command, "Stay." And his undying love of treats.
Librarian- Pussies do rule, don't they?
Justdawn- Weims are COOL. High maintenance, but cool.
Kyknoord- It's be nice to have a degree in SOMETHING! My Mom would be proud.
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